A Couple of Last Minute Laughs

me (11:32:39 PM): so chandler and joey are looking at the phone bill.
me (11:32:51 PM): and joey (the dumb one) says, "our phone bill costs so much?!"
me (11:33:10 PM): and chandler (who's moving out and is teaching joey how to pay the bills) says, "no, that's our phone number."

D (11:34:29 PM): NATURAL DISASTER PLANS :-D
earthquake: stop drop and roll
fire: hide under a table and cover your head
tornado: go to higher grounds
tsunami: lay low on the ground
hurricane: go closer to the eye not farther
Follow these steps correctly and you'll live
(I guarantee it)

D (11:30:23 PM): SUPPOSEDLY we are getting a storm
D (11:30:24 PM): o.o
D (11:30:41 PM): it must mean cindy is playing in the bathtub
me (11:30:47 PM): hahahahahah


me (11:34:32 PM): what is up with your stealing my spotlight these days =\
R (11:34:43 PM): lol
R (11:34:48 PM): i have to have some somehow
R (11:34:52 PM): hahahaha that sentence was weird

R (11:27:16 PM): sleep with me, i'm 75% off

D (11:27:45 PM): HE IS GAY. <------

R (11:38:51 PM): he opened his gift!
R (11:38:58 PM): and i asked when are WE going to use it

Just a few funny online conversations I am having prior to going to sleep in a few minutes. Hope you had a good laugh or two. More to come next time, whenever next time may turn out to be.


This morning:
R: Jordan Farmar is my husband.


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